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| You make the bed | +1 |
| You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows | 0 |
| You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets | -1 |
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| You leave the toilet seat up | -5 |
| You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty | 0 |
| When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex | -1 |
| When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom | -2 |
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| You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings | +5 |
| In the snow | +8 |
| But return with beer | -5 |
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| You check out a suspicious noise at night | 0 |
| You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing | 0 |
| You check out a suspicious noise and it is something | +5 |
| You pummel it with a six iron | +10 |
| It's her pet | -10 |
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| You stay by her side the entire party | 0 |
| You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy | -2 |
| Named Tiffany | -4 |
| Tiffany is a dancer | -6 |
| Tiffany has implants | -80 |
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| You take her out to dinner | 0 |
| You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar | +1 |
| Okay, it is a sports bar | -2 |
| And it's all-you-can-eat night | -3 |
| It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team | -10 |
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| Go with a pal | -5 |
| The pal is happily married | -4 |
| Or frighteningly single | -7 |
| And he drives a Mustang | -10 |
| With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) | -15 |
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| You take her to a movie | +2 |
| You take her to a movie she likes | +4 |
| You take her to a movie you hate | +6 |
| You take her to a movie you like | -2 |
| It's called DeathCop 3 | -3 |
| Which features cyborgs that eat humans | -9 |
| You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans | -15 |
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| You develop a noticeable potbelly | -15 |
| You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it | +10 |
| You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans | -20 |
| And baggy Hawaiian shirts | -30 |
| You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." | -800 |
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| She asks, "Do I look fat?" You hesitate in responding | -10 |
| You reply, "Where?" | -35 |
| Any other response | -20 |
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| You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression | 0 |
| You listen for over 30 minutes | +5 |
| You listen for over 30 minutes without looking at the TV | +100 |
| She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep | -20 |
