DANORAMA - Redhead Info

Important Information About Redheads

If you happen to know or date or be married to a redhead (as I am), this information could very well make your life easier (or even save it!)

redhead q&a
Q:	How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A:	She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Q:	How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A:	There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

Q:	What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A:	A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied; a redhead lets you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied!

Q:	What's the true definition of a blonde?
A:	A redhead with the fire of passion missing.

Q:	What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A:	Normal.

Q:	What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A:	A redhead

Q:	What's the redhead Dating Motto?
A:	"The fastest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage."

Q:	How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A:	Say something!

Q:	How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A:	Wait 10 seconds!

sex
Brunette after sex: "Oh, that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"

Blonde after sex: "Next!"

Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some vitamins, kid!"

doctor's appointment
A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die! Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse, and most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

on marrying a redhead
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family," he told his son.

The evening arrived; the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She did and said, "I don't fit into these."

"That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right, and you won't until your attitude changes!"

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